Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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