and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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