I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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