And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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