Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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