ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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