is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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