It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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