That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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