Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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