Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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