we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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