Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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