On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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