Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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