we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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