at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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