I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
