I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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