I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How does one acquire holy water?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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