we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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