i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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