better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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