sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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