So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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