I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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