So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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