No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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