He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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