You just made me feel so damn special
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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