Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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