Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
