have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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