Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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