would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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