When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
