He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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