My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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