rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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