Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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