I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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