what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Why is there bacon in the couch?