watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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