i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Your dad touched me again.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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