I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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