Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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