I murdered the dance floor call the cops
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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