Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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