I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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