thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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We just shotgunned beers for America
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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