I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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