My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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