My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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