i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How naked do you want me to be?
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