I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.