i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
